The above photo was snipped from the cover of my ultra-naughty novel Wild Nights Of Arkansas Strippers: Based On A True Story.I took the raciest experiences of my years running Hardbodies Entertainment Of Arkansas, expanded on them by letting my imagination run wild, and cranked the debauchery to eleven. The cover features a composite comprised of a self-portrait and a photo I shot of an actual Hardbodies female entertainer, both from 2013. I was always honest with prospective Hardbodies clients and never hesitated to tell them what they didn’t want to hear. A matter of personal pride that I admittedly doubted at times. In hindsight, however, I realize that it kept my agency lasting longer than it would have if I were a known liar in the region.
It doesn’t matter where you live in the United States. Perform a Google search for male strippers in your area, and you’ll be inundated with so-called “nationwide” exotic entertainment agencies promising you the moon. You pick an agency and the page for your state is filled with oodles of hot guys ready to rock your party like a hurricane. This is true for every other website you visit. You were worried about finding a quality entertainer for your party. Suddenly, the world is your oyster. This must be too good to be true.
Guess what? It is. Firstly, there are hardly any legit (i.e. guys who at least attempt to entertain professionally) private party male strippers these days. In the US, I’d estimate the current number at fewer than 50. And that’s to say nothing of whether they’re all good. It’s mostly the same group of guys, myself included, who’ve been doing private parties for many years. The kids aren’t doing private parties anymore. There are lots of reasons why that is, but it’s a separate discussion in itself.
Most, if not all, of the photos on these agency websites are stolen images of fitness models or years-old photos of entertainers who may or may not still be active. That’s why you never see more than one photo for a given “entertainer” nor any specific info such as stats, costumes, or personal interests. The page text is nothing more than SEO gibberish designed to land it at the top of Google search results. Most of the text is nothing more than keyword-stuffing, proving that Google’s uber-sophisticated algorithms suck when it comes to ranking these sites. Creating near-identical pages for every state results in more overall clicks for which Google and other search engines reward them.
But, even if one of these agencies claims to have you covered…
You Will Never Get To Choose Your Entertainer
The standard practice for nationwide agencies is to have the client select three to five male strippers – yes, from those stolen photos of fake male strippers – from the website with the guarantee that one of them will perform. They base their entire marketing on the promise that they represent a ton of hot guys and that the client may (nearly) pick her dream stripper.
Not happening. The agency will typically have one male stripper to handle all bookings in a given territory. Odds are excellent that he’s not even featured on the website. So, why isn’t the agency simply honest with prospective clients from the start? Because these agencies are nothing more than lazy con artists who lack salesmanship. It’s also due to the widespread naivete of prospective clients. While some women are quick to call bullshit upon viewing these websites and talking to these assholes, others are all too eager to eat up these lies.
This is not to say that the male stripper who arrives at the party will necessarily be awful. He may be amazing. I know because I was that male stripper in the early days as were other great entertainers I knew. But there’s an equally good chance that someone who has no business calling himself a stripper shows up and totally wrecks your party. Someone like this guy:
Sites like Ripoff Report are full of such horror stories.
Additionally, many of these agencies operate under multiple names and websites with various phone numbers. One of the oldest and most notorious is currently pushing its “Strippers for You” brand and website, which boasts a whopping sixteen male strippers serving Central Arkansas. Let me tell you that there isn’t enough business in the entire state to keep anywhere near that many male strippers busy. Yet, these assholes – who seemed to have forgotten about the times they dared to tangle with me in the past – have continuously begged me to join them per this example from 2018:
But what about those sixteen male strippers?
Another agency by the name of Hunks and Babes (among others) emailed me the other night about a bachelorette party they were trying to book. I knew about that party, as the prospective client had already called me before talking with them. Why didn’t she book me? Because she wanted a black stripper. But this agency is all like, “Fuck it. Let’s send her a white guy.” They weren’t telling either of us that part. Because all these agencies do is lie. They lie to the clients and lie to the entertainers.
How do these agencies stay in business and keep getting away with bait-and-switch as well as other fraudulent business practices? Easy. They charge each client $100 on average per booking. No one is taking any business, much less one based out-of-state, to small claims court over that amount. And most people don’t want to admit to anyone, including their banks, that they were screwed over in attempting to purchase adult entertainment. All they can do is chalk it up to a lesson learned the hard way and never again book a stripper. That hurts me and every other legitimate entertainer trying to earn a living. The nationwide agency model, on the other hand, is “one and done” with no concern for repeat business or referrals.
So, no. They don’t have you covered. But guess what, pussycat? I’ve got your butt covered…
Rockin’ Hot Arkansas Male Stripper Action
I was born to be shameless, sexually provocative, and other sorts of hedonistic goodness. Entertaining others is my passion, and I love helping every woman in my audience have a blast and feel great about herself. I’ve had countless memorable experiences with party girls from all walks of life. Traveling far and wide to perform. Honoring every professional commitment even through illness and injury. Like the time when I had both pneumonia and a poison ivy outbreak on my left foot (and wore cowboy boots), or when I drove four hours with an injured back and every move I made felt like I was being stabbed and the blade twisted. There’s no easy money when it comes to being a successful male stripper. It’s a hard way to earn a living that’s definitely not for anyone. I just happen to be that enthusiastic about what I do and possess the self-discipline necessary to pull it off night after night.
There’s so much I bring to the table. I dare to go bare, give steamy lap dances, lick Reddi-wip from cleavage and thighs, banter, tell stories, and more. My performances are the product of meticulous planning and years of experience. I own each party from start to finish and lead my audience every step of the way. The greatest flattery is when my party girls open up to me and go with it. Often to the point they don’t want me to leave afterwards. In some ways, I think the experience means more to me than any client or guest of honor. I provide the personal touch to a special occasion that my audiences will never get from a male revue, that’s for sure. If I say I’ll be there, you can count on me to cum and explode big dick energy all over your party, sweet cheeks.
When it comes to booking a male stripper for a party, a prospective client must do her homework. Google is a fine place to start, but don’t simply call phone numbers until someone tells you what you want to hear. Take time to read these websites and read them critically. If you call an agency, don’t give in to that “pick three” nonsense. Demand to know exactly whom they have available for your party and request to view multiple photos as well as video footage of him in action. If you’re dealing with an independent entertainer like me, there’s no excuse for him to not have at least one social media profile containing photos, videos, and detailed information about what he brings to every party. If an agency or entertainer asks you to choose his songs or tell him how to perform, that’s a disaster waiting to happen. A legitimate male stripper knows exactly what he’s doing and takes charge of every performance.
Learn all the long, hard, and throbbing details about my performances and leave a voicemail at (501) 291-2734 so we may chat about shifting your upcoming event into overdrive. I currently accepting bookings throughout Arkansas and the surrounding areas including Little Rock, Hot Springs, Texarkana, Fayetteville, Fort Smith, Jonesboro, Memphis, and Shreveport.