You can totally score a phenomenal male stripper, me, in Eureka Springs, Arkansas for a bachelorette party, birthday, or any other naughty girl event. It’s a little extra for the booking fee as this is a seven-hour round trip for me that includes treacherous night driving through the Ozarks on US 65. But it’s well worth the cost because, as always, I arrive cocked, locked, and ready to rock your world with a provocative and unforgettable performance. Guaranteed to be the piece de resistance of your Northwest Arkansas girls’ weekend getaway.
I’ve done a handful of parties in Eureka Springs over the years. My personal favorite of these is also my most recent. A bachelorette party for a group of fun-loving Missouri girls at the 1905 Basin Park Hotel in March, 2019. Nearly a year following the conclusion of my longtime agency, Hardbodies Entertainment of Arkansas, and while I was in the midst of authoring my bare-all memoir about those wild and crazy Hardbodies years. Anyway, my party girls and I had an absolute blast, Drinking and dirty dancing as I licked whipped cream off their titties in all my naked and rock hard glory.
Eureka Springs, Arkansas is known for ghosts. Yes, there are the (alleged) literal ghosts said to haunt the 1886 Crescent Hotel and Spa. I’m only familiar with the figurative ghosts occupying this celebrated town deep in the Ozarks. On every visit, I’m struck by how its morality and architecture have been preserved. Not a shred of brutalism to be found. And that’s a good thing. An accomplishment made easier by the abundance of retail modernism available in nearby Berryville, but I digress. After completing that most recent performance in Eureka Springs, I inadvertently fooled a guest at the 1905 Basin Park Hotel into thinking I was a ghost. Apparently, there was something haunting about my cough on the fourth floor as I waited for the rickety elevator to take me to the lobby.
I survived that ride and walked outside to the convergence of Spring and Center on a crisp and cool Saturday night. The streets were nearly empty of people but full of figurative ghosts. Memories throughout the years made in the vintage buildings surrounding me. The eerieness even more profound in hindsight given the craziness that was to hit the world exactly twelve months later. I had my DSLR camera with me and snapped a few shots of the bright lights and timeless architecture including the photo at the top of this post. I should’ve put my camera on a tripod and dragged the shutter for more and better shots, But I was getting hungry with a long and dangerous night drive home ahead of me. Maybe next time…
Want to see my porn star cock and bubble butt in your face in Eureka Springs or anywhere else in Arkansas? Leave a voicemail at (501) 291-2734 so we may chat about shifting your upcoming event into overdrive. I currently accept bookings throughout Arkansas and the surrounding areas including Little Rock, Hot Springs, Texarkana, Fayetteville, Fort Smith, Jonesboro, Memphis, and Shreveport.
